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Is there something in ethnic food that prompts sweating or is my butt psychic? 10 hours ago
I've been single longer than Kraft Singles. Probably because I eat/think/buy too much cheese?? 23 hours ago
Crying in a parking lot = pathetic. Crying while driving = fucking badass. 1 day ago
Instead of stopping on a dime, can you do it on a twenty? I'm broke. 1 day ago
If I dated Batman he'd get all pissed when I asked him to hold my lipstick, tampon, and change purse in his utility belt. 2 days ago